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Boating Jokes

TheYachtMarket

12 September 2011 18:46:17

Joined: 15 November 2005 17:27:31 | Posts: 128

Come on - who's got some boating jokes to share? I'm going to start with this one (I made this up myself so I'm entirely to blame for the groans). Here we go...

A ship was travelling to France carrying its cargo of frogs' legs and snails. A freak wave washed all the frogs' legs overboard. Now the ship's carrying less cargo!

OK, groan all you like - can you do better?

Re: Boating Jokes

Anonymous user

12 September 2011 19:12:57

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A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.

The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man. After a few months, the women grew horny and it was decided that the man needed to take two women a day and they allowed him to have Sundays off.

One day on a day off, he was just relaxing when he noticed a boat nearing. He felt hopeful that maybe they would be rescued, at last.

The boat was almost to the island when the guy noticed it was a man in the boat. As he got out the first guy said "Oh my God buddy, am I ever glad to see YOU, To which the second guy responded "Well alright sweetie! It's been a long time for me too."

The first man exclaimed "Oh hell, there go my Sundays!"